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Pink Pistols
Pick On Someone Your Own Caliber

by Sady Sullivan

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Pink glittery cowboy hats, matching ass-less chaps and lots of dancing to “I Will Survive" by Donna Summers is what I pictured when I first heard about the Pink Pistols, a pro-gun organization with the motto “Armed Gays Don’t Get Bashed."

I’m a staunch pacifist – I don’t even swat mosquitoes – and yet I immediately respected the Pink Pistols’ mission as I understood it from that first introduction. What better place to blast away stereotypes about macho masculinity and homophobic myths about “pussies" and “fags" than in a shooting gallery filled with Charlton Heston types? If some closed-minded bigot can bond with the gay guy next to him over the best way to oil a Colt .45, he might learn to respect the guy as an individual and thereby discard his ignorant hatred, right? Or at the very least, he’ll think twice before assuming that any man with a boyfriend is an easy target for a beating.

According to FBI statistics in 2001, 13.9 percent of reported hate crimes were due to “anti-homosexual bias." That number seems low to me, considering how many times I personally have seen, or known of, someone being harassed for not adequately conforming to hegemonic gender identity. Hate crimes differ from random violent crimes because they serve as a threat against a group of people and therefore have distinguishing psychological effects. Queer youth are two to three times more likely to attempt suicide than other young people, comprising 30 percent of youth suicide annually.

Guns are as central to American culture as oppressive gender roles and McDonald’s; while it may sometimes be hard to admit, the craving to try them out is intense. I figured if I’m ever going to learn how to shoot a gun, I’d feel a lot more comfortable doing it with a group of gay men who have the chutzpah to call themselves the Pink Pistols (after an article by Jonathan Rauch in Salon).

So when the Boston chapter went on its monthly shoot, I went along. And I loved it. It was so much fun – empowering even; they don’t call guns “The Great Equalizer" for nothin’.

It was a relief to learn that guns, as objects, tools, are not, in and of themselves, dangerous. Having heard so many stories about kids accidentally killing their friend while showing off the gun they found in dad’s underwear drawer, I was scared – what if I drop it or my finger slips on the trigger?! I was even afraid of bullets. Will they explode if someone steps on one or squeezes one too hard, like in cartoons?!

I had told Krikket (aka Doug Krick, the national founder of Pink Pistols and organizer of the original chapter, proudly based here in Boston) that my knowledge of guns extended as far as Nintendo Duckhunt, and he graciously arranged for a certified instructor to come along to teach me. Paul Kempley, a charming and personable ex-Marine, was a reassuringly knowledgeable, safe, patient and fun instructor.

In three years, the Pink Pistols have expanded to include over 30 chapters all across the US. The Pink Pistols are an accepting, welcoming and good-natured gun club, and I was wrong about the pink cowboy hats and even more wrong about the disco music. The Pink Pistols are not all gay men; they are a diverse collection of folks – lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, BDSM, polyamorous, any and all who are open to “alternative" sexuality or identity: a leather-clad fella you might run into at Man Ray on goth night; a woman who carries her ammo and ear-protection in a pink diaper bag; a muscley ex-Army civil rights-conscious leader in the Massachusetts Libertarian Party; a friendly woman and her son, a charming and handsome young man who, at 13, is the youngest Pink Pistol … In fact, the most unifying characteristic among the bunch that I went shooting with was their enjoyment of marksmanship and their conviction that self-defense, and the use of firearms, is a civil right.

The Pink Pistols’ goal is to educate people about discriminatory gun laws and demystify and democratize the gun.

Contrary to what you might think after watching Michael Moore’s Bowling for Columbine (a good exposé on this topic, albeit disappointingly lacking in gender analysis), there is no correlation between the availability of firearms, the homicide rate or the suicide rate in the US, according to Gary Kleck, a criminologist quoted often in Gun Facts, a publication provided to me by Paul from the Pink Pistols. And, according to Gary Kleck again, firearms in private hands are used 2.5 million times each year to prevent crime, including rapes, assaults and kidnapping.

One popular statistic propagated by advocates for stricter gun laws states that 13 children are killed each day by guns, but that number is based on data that includes “children" up to age 19 or 24, depending on the source. According to the Center for Disease Control, of the 5,000 annual accidental deaths of children aged 0-14, automobiles account for 56 percent of the deaths while firearms account for only three percent, or 142 kids.

It’s hard to distinguish the criminals from law enforcement sometimes, let alone tell which government and corporate higher-ups are criminal; and it’s rare that I feel like anyone with a gun or other life/death power is on my side. So I am thankful to the Pink Pistols for protecting my Second Amendment rights while creating a beautifully non-judgmental community and an opportunity to blow off some steam.


The next Pink Pistols shoot is Saturday, February 8. See www.pinkpistols.com to find out how you can join.